10 ways to annoy my mummy
10 ways to annoy my mummy by Roy
- Scream and shout at the top of my voice. [ Note to use both hands to cover your ears as it can be very noisy to oneself in the process]
- Purposely drop stuff on the floor and say in the most innocent voice ” Uh- Ohh”.
- Ransack through her bag and dump all her stuff everywhere on the floor.
- Play catching with her when it comes to meal time.
- Spit everything that tastes awful out of my mouth during meals.
- Pretend to fall asleep when asked to carry out my chores.
- Tailing mummy everywhere after her in the house and calling out “Mummy” non stop.
- Throw myself on the floor and pout when mummy tries to discipline me.
- Go crying pitifully to daddy when he returns home when mummy doesn’t give me what I want.
- Pinching my brother during playtime. Ouch!!!!
* Addition by our reader Naomi
- Look plaintive and make the sign for up repeatedly. Then when Mummy shuts down the laptop and picks me up, wriggle and kick until she puts me down. Then howl the house down in outrage at having been put down. Repeat.