mama kat’s writers workshop

22 Things I Never Done

In all my 33 years I haven’t done the following

  1. Houston Sky Dive © by krismartis

    Gone Skydiving.

  2. Gone Bungee Jumping.
  3. Been a contestant on a TV variety show.
  4. Travelled to USA/Canada.
  5. Stayed on a farm.
  6. Got a Tattoo.. (will definitely not get one)
  7. Smoked a cigarette ( will never touch one)
  8. Watched a Broadway Musical.
  9. Travelled business class/first class
  10. Gone to a prom
  11. Wore stilettos..those things really freak me out.
  12. Flew an aeroplane.
  13. Japan - Kyoto © by Marc Veraart

    Travelled to Japan.. I’m been wanting to visit that country for a long time.. hopefully within this two years.

  14. Gone for a facial or pedicure.
  15. Driven a sports car or a race car.
  16. Wanted to own any pets.
  17. Baked my own bread even though I’ve tried doing cakes and other sweets.
  18. Been a bridesmaid.
  19. Gone scuba diving.
  20. Done knitting but am keen to try.
  21. Been drunk.
  22. Won the lottery

Mama’s Losin’ It

Writers Workshop- Zero Points for Answering These

Questions? © by Valerie Everett

There are many things which one can/should ask  a spouse. However certain things, through experience, I  know  better not  to ask least end up feeling frustrated and annoyed by the response or lack of response to it.

  1.  What shall we have for dinner?
    Answer : “Umm.. you decide..”
  2. Do you want cake or pudding for dessert?
    Answer: ” Anything.”
  3.  What shall I wear? This or that ? 
    Answer : “Umm.. you decide..”
  4. Shall we go on a holiday?
    Answer: ” Ok.. you go and plan for it!”
  5. Can you handle the kids while I clear up the dinner plates?
    Answer
    : ” Umm..why don’t I clear up instead.. you handle the kids”

  6. How should we handle this? (referring to one of the kids misbehaving)Answer: ” You decide.. you are more experience in this.”
  7. Can you take care of the kids while I have a Girl’s Night Out ?
    Answer: 
    ” Okay..but you must bring the baby along. You know she doesn’t stick to me. ”

  8. Do you know where ( a certain item) is?
    Answer:
     ” Umm…  ”

  9. Do you want to go and watch a musical?
    Answer:
    ” Umm…”
  10. Do I look fat?
    Answer:
    ” Ummm..”


    Do you get similar replies
    from your spouse?

     

Mama’s Losin’ It Jenny Matlock